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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
This is the convent San Tanco

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in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

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Until a few weeks ago,

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we were much like
any other teaching order.

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That was when Sister Bertrille
came to join us.

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Things have never been
quite the same since.

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You see,
Sister Bertrille flies.

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Oh, well, not in an airplane.

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She only weighs 90 pounds

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and, when the wind is right,
she just,

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uh, flies.

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Understandably,
this unusual talent presents

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some unusual problems
to our convent

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and to Sister Bertrille.

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For example,
one sunny afternoon,

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when she was making
a routine landing

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after an innocent joyride
around the convent,

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she encountered some strange
technical difficulties.

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I was with the reverend mother
in her office

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when Sister Bertrille
made her 2nd crash landing.

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[splashing]

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Are you all right?
I'm Ok, I think.

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Still a little dizzy
and worried.

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Worried?
About what, my child?

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I was aiming
at the balcony.

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[Jacqueline]
Since Sister Bertrille's dizziness persisted,

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we asked Dr. Tapia
to come out to the convent

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and take a look at her.

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Of course, uh, we did not
tell the doctor about

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Sister Bertrille's
unorthodox landing.

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Well, doctor, will I live?

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I think so.

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You have an infection
of the inner ear.

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The inner ear?

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Yes. That's why
your sense of balance is affected.

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It should clear up
in a few days.

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If you experience
any discomfort,

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take these.
Discomfort?

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Yeah, that's the word
doctors use for excruciating pain.

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Is there anything else
we need to know, doctor?

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Oh, I don't think so.

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And just try to avoid
anything strenuous for a few days.

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There is one thing
that could be bad for you.

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You're not planning on
flying anywhere, are you?

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You know about that?
About what?

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That I fly.
Uh, no.

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It, uh, was
just a wild guess.

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You mean you can tell
just by looking at me?

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I don't think it was
a particularly brilliant deduction.

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Most people do these days,
you know.

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I think Dr. Tapia was talking
about flying in an airplane, sister.

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Is there any other way?

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Well, if there is,
it's probably classified information.

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While I'm out here,
I thought I'd pay a visit to Mother Superior Placido.

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I'm a little worried
about her.

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Why is that, doctor?

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The last time I saw her

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she seemed tense, nervous.

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Do you know of any reason

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that could be causing that,
Sister Jacqueline?

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Well, things have been
a bit up in the air around here lately.

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Well, maybe it's about time
they were brought down to earth again.

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[Jacqueline]
Unfortunately, the experiences of the morning

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had somewhat unnerved
the reverend mother

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and her meeting with Dr. Tapia

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didn't allay his concern
one bit.

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There you are,
get them in the mail as soon as possible.

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What is it, Sister Ana?

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Excuse me, reverend mother,

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but I believe you are
supposed to keep the pen,

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and I get the letters.

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Oh, yes, of course.

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Uh, I'm sorry to
keep you waiting, doctor.

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Oh, that's all right.

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I was just looking
at your fountain.

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That's quite an unusual
ornament you have.

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Oh, dear,
is she in it again? Who?

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Sister Bertrille,
of course.

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There's no one there,
reverend mother.

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[sighing]
Oh.

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I'm sorry
for alarming you, doctor,

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but Sister Bertrille did dive

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into the fountain
this morning.

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On purpose?
Of course not.

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She was aiming
at the balcony.

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I mean, it was an accident.

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How is Sister Bertrille?

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I'm more concerned
about you.

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Is something bothering you,
reverend mother?

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Bothering me?
Of course not.

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Then why are you trying to
sharpen your pen?

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[Jacqueline]
Dr. Tapia's meeting with the reverend mother

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encouraged him to write
to the mother provincial

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at the mother house
expressing his concern

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and suggesting that
the reverend mother needed professional help.

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And that's how
Father Lundigan,

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along with his crisp,
new degree in psychology,

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happened to come
to the convent San Tanco.

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He was to remember his visit
for the rest of his life.

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Oops!

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Almost made it that time.

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I've been practicing
for 3 days.

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I'm getting better
all the time.

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That must be very, uh,
rewarding for you?

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Yeah, well, it's better than
walking into brick walls, father.

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That hurts.

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I suppose it does.

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Oh. Oh, well, you see,
I've been sick.

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My, uh, my 3rd ear
went on the blink.

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I'm sorry. I--I hope
you get better soon.

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Oh, well, I feel fine.
The headaches have gone,

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and I'm sure the other will
clear up soon.

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Oh, may I-- may I
help you, father?

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Is there something
you'd like?

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Oh, oh, uh, yes.

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I'm, uh, looking for
Mother Superior Placido's office.

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Oh, well,
you go through that arch,

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into the foyer,
and it's the first door on the right.

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Thank you.

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[Bertrille]
Uh, maybe tomorrow, I'll try it without a net.

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[Bertrille laughing]

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Well, of course, we are
very happy to welcome you

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at the convent San Tanco,
Father Lundigan.

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But, uh, I'm puzzled as to
the purpose of your visit.

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We have no need
of a psychologist here.

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I came to see you,
reverend mother.

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I don't understand.

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Dr. Tapia wrote
the mother provincial,

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and stated that you were
suffering an anxiety reaction,

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probably motivated by

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a tension-filled schedule,
which in turn has triggered

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heightened internal conflicts.

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And these conflicts
have manifested themselves

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by a tendency
to, uh, overreact

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to various life situations.

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Dr. Tapia said all that?

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Well, I've paraphrased it
a bit.

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What exactly did he say?

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That you seem nervous.

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And you assumed that
I needed psychiatric help?

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Well, Dr. Tapia felt that
you and I might establish

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new channels of communication
by your verbalizing your problems,

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and that hopefully
we would effect a satisfactory adjustment.

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Please, father.

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You mean, he felt that
I needed someone to talk to?

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You could put it that way.

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You know,
this is completely ridiculous.

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Of course, I--I do have
a problem.

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But I know
what the problem is.

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And believe me,
it has nothing to do with

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the state of
my mental health.

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What problem is that,
reverend mother?

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[sighing]

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Well,

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Father Lundigan,
I suppose I'd better tell you.

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We have a novice
at the convent who has the ability to fly.

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Ah, she's a pilot?
Oh, no.

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She flies on her own.

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You know, like a pelican.

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Maybe you'd better tell me
all about it, reverend mother.

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Well, that's about all
there is.

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Y-You see,
she doesn't weigh much,

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and she just sort of
glides along on the airways.

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[sighs]

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I, personally, don't really
know about the technicalities.

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You have
actually seen her fly?

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Of course.
It's not really her flying that concerns me.

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No?

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No.

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It's her landings.

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S-She's had 1 or 2
close calls already,

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and it's-- it's a matter of
great concern to me.

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I can imagine.
I--I thought at first of grounding her,

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but she seems to get
such pleasure from it

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that, well, somehow
it didn't seem fair.

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You understand?

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Of course, I understand,
reverend mother.

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Tell me, is there, uh,
any particular time

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of day or night when you
see this nun flying?

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I mean, uh, do you see her
only at certain times?

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Yes. When the wind is gusty.

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When the wind is gusty.

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Uh, of course,
I don't usually

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tell people
about our flying nun.

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But you've come
such a long way

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that I felt you were entitled
to some sort of explanation.

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I appreciate your confidence,
reverend mother.

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Well, now that you know

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that the problem
has nothing to do with

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the inner workings of my mind,

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I, uh, hope you're not
disappointed, father.

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No, reverend mother. No.

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No, I'm not disappointed
at all.

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Your room is
in the other wing, Father Lundigan.

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Thank you.

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How long will you be
staying with us?

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Oh, longer than I expected,
I'm afraid.

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Sister Jacqueline?
Yes.

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You've known reverend mother
for a long time, haven't you?

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Uh, 20 years. Why?

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Well, uh,

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since I'm gonna
need your help, I--I think it might be advisable

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to take you
into my confidence.

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Uh, perhaps you better
sit down. Yeah.

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[birds chirping]

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Do you know reverend mother's
seen a flying nun?

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Yes, I do.

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Of course, I know the reason
she's seen this nun flying.

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You do?
Oh, yes.

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Reverend mother
has a subconscious desire

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to--to be that--that--that
flying nun.

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Up there in the sky,
free as a bird,

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stripped of all
the responsibilities and, uh, conflicts

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inherent in
everyday life situations.

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Well, that's a very astute
observation, father.

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Thank you.
However,

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there's one thing
wrong with it.

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What's that?
We really do have a flying nun here.

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Although it's still too early
to make positive diagnosis,

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perhaps we're dealing with

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a unique disorientation
epidemic.

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The 3 members of the convent
I've met thus far,

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all seem to be suffering

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from symptoms of
deranged personalities and--

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[knocking on door]

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Yes, uh, come in.

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The reverend mother
would like you to come to her office, Father Lundigan.

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Thank you, sister.
I'll be right there.

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To be continued...

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[Reverend Mother]
Father Lundigan, I understand that you believe

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I am having hallucinations.

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That's, uh,
an oversimplification, reverend mother.

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A-As a psychologist--
excuse me, father,

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but you were invited here to
put an end to this nonsense.

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[door opens]

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Reverend mother,
you wanted to see me?

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There. Does that look like
an hallucination?

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No. That's the young lady
I met earlier.

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Hi. I'm Sister Bertrille.

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Sister Bertrille is the one
who flies, father.

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Is, uh, is that the one
you see flying, sister?

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Well, of course.
There's only one.

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Do you believe you fly?

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Well, father,
once you've done it,

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it's not something
you can forget.

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When did you first believe
you could fly?

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When I first did.
Uh, flew, that is.

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[Lundigan]
And, uh, where do you go on these flights?

250
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,230
Oh, up and around.

251
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:34,100
I see.

252
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,060
[Reverend Mother]
And I see that we're wasting our time.

253
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:40,010
Obviously, Father Lundigan
doesn't believe a word that we're saying.

254
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,120
Uh, Sister Bertrille,
do you think that you could

255
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:46,070
arrange to fly
for Father Lundigan?

256
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,130
Well, I--I guess
I can give it a whirl.

257
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,030
But are the winds
gusty enough, sister?

258
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,040
[Bertrille]
Yeah, enough to get me off the ground.

259
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,230
[Jacqueline]
Well, are you sure you're airworthy, Sister Bertrille?

260
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:57,120
[Bertrille]
Oh, I'm sure. I just walked the chalk line perfectly.

261
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,170
I can't promise anything fancy
like an Immelmann,

262
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:01,070
or a loop-the-loop.

263
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,140
But I'm sure I can manage
a routine takeoff

264
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:06,140
and once around the convent.

265
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,180
Would that be sufficient,
father?

266
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,050
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Quite sufficient, thank you.

267
00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,220
[Jacqueline]
Now, you're sure you're all right?

268
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,060
We wouldn't want to
send you up with faulty equipment.

269
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,160
Don't give it another thought.

270
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,130
My 3rd ear's been
behaving very well.

271
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:22,020
Uh, father, you are willing
to watch the demonstration?

272
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:25,110
Oh, yes, yes.
Uh, it, uh, might be very therapeutic.

273
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,040
Therapeutic?

274
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,070
Well, sometimes, uh,
acting out a fantasy--

275
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:32,190
Father Lundigan,
this is no fantasy.

276
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:36,000
Sister Bertrille,
go put on your wings.

277
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,050
I mean your cornet.

278
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,160
This is Sister Bertrille's
launching pad.

279
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,130
Thank you.

280
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,090
Are your ready
to takeoff, sister?

281
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,160
Contact.

282
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,010
[crashing]

283
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,140
Are you all right?

284
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,170
Fine.

285
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,180
I--I--I lost my balance.

286
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,190
[both]
She lost her balance.

287
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,030
Are you sure it'll work?
I'm sure.

288
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:37,120
This'll give me
just the extra boost I need.

289
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,200
I'm ready, Father Lundigan.

290
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,130
Are you sure you want to
try this, sister?

291
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,090
Of course. We can't have you
going away thinking

292
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,090
we're all a bunch of
ding-a-lings, can we?

293
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,110
[crashing]

294
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:55,010
[hen clucking]

295
00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,220
I--I fell in the hen house.

296
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,210
[Bertrille]
Ok, kids, go.

297
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,150
[children screaming]

298
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,180
[crashing]

299
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,140
And I strongly recommend
the 3 patients be placed

300
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,180
in a rest home,
be given intensive treatment.

301
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,200
[knocking on door]

302
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,000
Come...

303
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:30,050
Thought you would like
to have some dinner, father. Oh, thank you.

304
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,070
Bet you are hungry enough
to eat a house.

305
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:35,150
Yeah-- a horse?
No. This is lamb.

306
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,150
You like horse?
Oh, no, no.

307
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,160
I, uh...
Lamb's my favorite dish.

308
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,130
Oh, then we banged
the jackpot.

309
00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:44,190
Most days
it's stew of the Irish.

310
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:46,170
Go ahead, father.
Don't sit on ceremony.

311
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,110
Ah, it smells delicious.

312
00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:50,110
Things are looking up.

313
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:53,170
Si, and we're all praying
for our little bird.

314
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:56,090
Ah, yes,
you mean Sister Bertrille?

315
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,170
She has something wrong
in her head.

316
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,160
You--you know that?

317
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,110
Of course. Everybody does.

318
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,190
[laughing]
I'm glad to hear it.

319
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:09,070
Otherwise, she could fly
like everybody's business.

320
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:15,000
You mean, uh,
you believe she flies, too?

321
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,150
Have I let the cat
out of the sack?

322
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,170
Oh, no, no, no.
It's perfectly all right, sister.

323
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,230
Eat in good health, father.
Thank you.

324
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,050
Make that 4 patients.

325
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,080
[knocking on door]

326
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,090
Come in.

327
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,140
Oh, excuse me, father,
but Sister Bertrille

328
00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,170
would like you to
look out of your window.

329
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:43,090
Hi, there!
Uh, one more time!

330
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,220
Ok, kids, hit the fans!

331
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,090
It's all a dream.
It's part of a terrible nightmare.

332
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:06,010
Even the fans will not make
Sister Bertrille fly. Of course not.

333
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,170
Nothing they have done
will help.

334
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,180
No?

335
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,210
No.

336
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:12,230
Sister Bertrille flies

337
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,230
because she's a Saint.

338
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,230
Call me a taxi, sister.
I better get out of here.

339
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:31,150
If he leaves now,
we'll all end up in the funny farm.

340
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,050
We have to find some way to
keep him here until tomorrow.

341
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,170
And then what?

342
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,150
I don't know. I think I'll
be able to fly then.

343
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,160
My balance is getting
better all the time.

344
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,050
If only I...

345
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,140
What is it, sister?

346
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,140
Have you ordered
the taxi yet? No.

347
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:50,230
Good. Tell Father Lundigan
I'll drive him to the airport.

348
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:53,030
But why do you want
to take him in our car?

349
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,180
It's more unreliable.

350
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,230
You didn't tamper
with the car, did you, sister?

351
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,230
Of course not,
that would be dishonest.

352
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:03,170
Besides, it's usually
capable of not starting without my tampering.

353
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,010
Is there anything
we can do?

354
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,120
Well, a little prayer
might help.

355
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:14,090
It really wasn't necessary
for you to drive me to the airport.

356
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:17,020
Yes, it was, father.

357
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:20,090
Well, can we get started?
I have...

358
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:22,100
What are you doing?

359
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,180
Praying. Sometimes it helps.

360
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:28,050
You do have
your driver's license, don't you?

361
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:31,030
Oh, sure. I drive almost
as well as I fly.

362
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,050
Well, let's get going.
I don't like...

363
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,230
Why are they all praying?

364
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:45,030
It probably has something
to do with your journey, father.

365
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:47,060
Well, start the car, please.

366
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,030
[engine chugging]

367
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,180
It started.

368
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:55,070
Turning the ignition
will usually do that.

369
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:57,140
Sister, please,
I don't want to miss my plane.

370
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,030
[tire bursting]

371
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:01,150
Thanks.
What was that?

372
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:03,120
Sounded like a flat.

373
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,170
[nuns clapping]

374
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,010
Where's the nearest phone?

375
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,220
In the reverend mother's
office. Why?

376
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,160
I'm gonna phone for a taxi.

377
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,130
What now?

378
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,200
Oh! I'll think of something.

379
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,190
Reverend mother.
Sister Bertrille,

380
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,060
what is the meaning of this?

381
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:40,070
Don't you think it would be
a nice gesture if we invited

382
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:43,040
Father Lundigan to stay
overnight and celebrate early mass for us?

383
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,120
Sister Bertrille,
father gonzaga

384
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,000
always celebrates early mass.

385
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,080
Well, I know-- I know, but
don't you think father gonzaga

386
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:52,030
would appreciate the day off?
And Father Lundigan, he could see me fly.

387
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,130
Father Lundigan,

388
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:56,220
I have a request
to make of you.

389
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:04,070
I tried to refuse
but reverend mother was quite insistent,

390
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,010
and, knowing the state
of her mental health, I didn't dare say no.

391
00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,170
Maybe--maybe
it's my imagination,

392
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:10,010
but I have a strange feeling

393
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,120
that I'm being
held prisoner here.

394
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,090
No, no, no, no.
Strike that last remark.

395
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,160
I--I--I've seen many strange
things today,

396
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,010
but I--I can't possibly
believe that--that...

397
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,080
[door lock clicking]

398
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:38,210
It's not my imagination.
I'm being held prisoner by a group of deranged nuns.

399
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:41,000
I've got to get out of here.

400
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,070
Well, I'll say good night now,
recorder!

401
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:49,220
Time to get some sleep,
so I can be fresh and alert tomorrow morning.

402
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:51,200
[Lundigan]
After all, I want to be bright and fresh

403
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,130
to celebrate early mass.

404
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,170
What do you make
of all that?

405
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,210
Who knows?
He's the psychologist.

406
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:05,100
I'm getting out
my pajamas now, recorder.

407
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,170
Then it's bedtime.

408
00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:11,030
Poor man. He--he must be
terribly lonely.

409
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,040
[Lundigan]
Well, good night, recorder.

410
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,000
Well, he seems to have
settled down for the night.

411
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
[sighs]

412
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,070
[crickets chirping]

413
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,090
It's all come back.

414
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:22,030
Sister Bertrille.

415
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:24,030
Where are you, sister?
I'm up here.

416
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,230
I can fly again!
Isn't that marvelous?

417
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:27,120
Oh! He's gone.

418
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,150
Father Lundigan's
flown the coop.

419
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,150
What? He can't. I'm airworthy.

420
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,200
I'm afraid it's too late.

421
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,100
Not necessarily.

422
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:58,020
If you're not careful,
you'll get writer's cramp, father.

423
00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:00,020
I always intend to use
the time on the plane

424
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:01,170
catching up with
my letter-writing,

425
00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,180
but somehow I never
get around to it.

426
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:06,040
Oh, this isn't a letter.
It's a report. I'm a psychologist.

427
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,130
Well, I never
would have guessed

428
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:09,090
we'd be in the same
line of work.

429
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,210
I'm a psychiatrist.
Oh, really?

430
00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:14,010
Dr. Norman Loomis.
I practice in New Orleans.

431
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,090
Oh, how do you do?

432
00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:17,050
Have you been on a vacation
in San Juan, father?

433
00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:19,040
Oh, no, no, no.
I've been working.

434
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,180
Uh, you know, doctor,
I-I'm involved in a case that's going to end up

435
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:23,190
in every medical
and scientific journal in the world.

436
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:25,100
Really?
Yes, uh, you see,

437
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,150
I--I was visiting
a convent of nuns in San Juan

438
00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:29,120
and--and may--may I
show you my notes?

439
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,230
Yes, of course. Excuse me.
I'll get rid of this.

440
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,070
You were saying, father?
Oh, nothing, nothing.

441
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,110
Doctor, uh, there's something
I'd like to know.

442
00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,020
Yes, what's that, father?

443
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,140
If--if--if a psychologist
became a patient of yours,

444
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:13,050
would you give him
a professional discount?

445
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,050
[children singing]

446
00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:26,100
You're not angry with me
because I wrote

447
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,220
to the mother provincial,
are you?

448
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:30,150
No, doctor.
I know you meant well.

449
00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:32,110
You wanted to see
Sister Bertrille?

450
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,220
Oh, yes. I want to check
that ear infection.

451
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,030
Here is her room.

452
00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:38,050
Uh, how does she seem?

453
00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:40,230
Oh, she's completely
back to normal.

454
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:43,220
[children]
♪ ...Be on my way, I'm on my way ♪

455
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,030
♪ I'm on my way ♪

456
00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:50,130
♪ hello, misses tellamuffin,
how are you today ♪

457
00:24:50,130 --> 00:24:54,050
♪ thank you, Ma'am,
I'm very well, I must be on my way ♪

458
00:24:54,050 --> 00:24:58,150
♪ I'm on my way ♪

459
00:24:58,150 --> 00:25:02,100
♪ hello, Freddy Spotted Puppy,
how are you today ♪

460
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:07,010
That is normal?

461
00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:09,070
For Sister Bertrille,

462
00:25:09,070 --> 00:25:10,070
yes.

463
00:25:59,227 --> 00:26:01,227
[end credits]

464
00:26:01,277 --> 00:26:05,827
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